08 June 2012

four point slow

four point slow
robbie has an unfortunate nickname for me: four point slow. 

i earned this name because despite keeping straight a's through college, mastering latin & neuroscience, and getting near-perfect gre scores -- i promise, the self-sung accolades end here -- i have a lot of trouble wrapping my noggin around basic principles of logic & accomplishing extremely simple tasks.

like peeling a banana, for instance. 

16 comments:

  1. haha thanks for the laugh. That is too funny :)


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  2. I like more and more the way you write. It's like I CAN hear you talking. :)

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  3. haha that´s sad but funny :))

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  4. Oh, This is really sad but also very funny. Haha.

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  5. (giggle) what a cute and funny story. that's really hilarious. (o>_____<o)

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  6. Haha, that's so funny and cute. At least your hubby can peel your bananas for you, but all that book sense is a well earned accomplishment! :)

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  7. so funny - you look adorable!


    kisses dear and have a great Sunday!

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  8. n'aww that photo of you is so cute!
    Hope everything is going well at the magazine!

    Hannah xx

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  9. ha- hilarious. and holy cow! can you say impressive? You have a long list of great accomplishments. xo

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  10. bahaha this made me laugh, but hey peeling a banana can be tricky business! At starbucks for the smoothies we're meant to peel the banana and dump it into the blender without once touching the actual banana inside the peel...... not easy man.

    xo
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  11. I cannot peel a banana either! Seriously! I always have to use a knife or some other sharp element! My college roommate could flick her wrist and do it! Agh!

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  12. So funny! I find that most brilliant people have trouble with daily tasks!!

    A little tip from my dad: he peels his bananas upside down, because "that's the way the monkeys do it." :)

    xoxo
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