photo of bernie that captures the current essence of moi
but, on the bright side...
1 : robbie ventured to the market and returned bearing armfuls of: oranges, grapefruit, airborne, gatorade, sprite, and soup. twas like a chorus of angels cantillating magnificently in my living room. surrounding me. holding me.
2 : we calculated a conversion rate for donuts to miles. here's how that happened:
bridget: how many inches across are donuts?
robbie: (without hesitation) four inches.
(...we corroborated this with the internet donut-measuring powers that be. he was correct.)
so! 3 donuts per foot x 5280 feet per mile = 15, 840 donuts per mile.
so, if you are, say, 60 miles from home...that's the same as being 950, 400 donuts from home.
MATH IS USEFUL!
3 : coconut oil. no explanation needed. just coconut oil in all its wonderful, make-my-sick-skin-glow glory.
4 : laundry. seriously, i'm obsessed with doing laundry. always have been. in kindergarten, i asked my mom to teach me how to do the laundry, and i've been doing it ever since. i used to daydream about doing laundry all day. i had a song about it. coming back from a trip AND being sick means that there's tonnnsss of laundry to do. it is, quite literally, my fantasy. i'm insane.
5 : i had a dream last night that i won some contest for a lifetime supply of hair bows, and had a different bow to wear every day for the rest of my life. this is also known as: i am in love with my sleeping brain.