Raise your hand if you think I'll regret not getting the granny luggage. Yeah, me too.
That globe...however...well, she's a beaut. She's ripping a little around mid-Asia and off the coast of Central America, but what can you do. She's still so good looking that a woman in line shouted at me, HEY! LADY! How much are you paying for that!? -- and then swiftly tried to snatch it from me. But no dice, miss, she's mine.