One: Dig through the cookie dough ice cream just to get the cookie dough chunks.
We all do it.
( Word to the wise -- skip store brand, there were like four cookie dough chunks in there. )
Two: Rub the perfume ads from magazines onto our blouse.
We all do it. Don't worry.
Three: Take 12,000 things to the car to donate...and then surreptitiously sneak two or three things back in.
I do it. Your mom does it. You do it. Everyone does it.
Four: Keep a handful of truly embarrassing things in our closets.
Does a Minnie Mouse backpack even count as clothing?! Take me to Disneyland.
Yeah, take me to Disneyland, and you wear something embarrassing, too, because I know you have it. We all do.
Five: Keep any bag from any nice retail store with the express excuse that, "we'll use them -- for lunches, to carry stuff, to give friends things in..." Yeah, you have a secret stash of them.